dudewithabow:

"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

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emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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Music piracy in the ’60s

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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